i guess they'd get bored
but what exactly would they make an economy with

Souls, obviously.

ohhhhhh
i like it
go on

So you have all these souls and these bored gods, right?
Well just like It created the earth and sun and stars,
so can the gods create stuff using the souls.
Though not as powerful stuff, as the souls are not as powerful, as you mentioned.

So the gods start collecting souls to make the stuff with.
Except, the souls are rare as there's only so many being made by the machine,
so they fight over the souls.

yeah yeah but how is this an economy

Well, since some are better at making things using souls than others,
sometimes less skilled gods pay more skilled gods to make something for them with a soul.

ooh
creative







are you gonna

ok
and the things theyre making with the souls are like
theyre making beasts
with souls
the beasts are fashioned after the gods
but not quite
theyre more extravagant
so if a god was a deer
theyd make like idk a giant deer
or a deer with two heads
and some of the gods go like
i want to look something like that
so they either make themselves or pay other gods to make themselves look like that
and that is a bunch of weird shit
leading to a bunch of weird looking gods
like there's this one god lbjnhg
who originally was a horse
but became goo

Lbjnhg? How the fuck do you pronounce that.

how its spelled

There's no vowels.

you dont need vowels
myth? thats a word

...I distrust you greatly and yet I cannot disprove your logic.


Also, how does one even get a name like 'Lbjnhg?'

the gods choose their names
you think that a god would be named something they didnt want to be called

What's our names?

who cares

Shouldn't we have names?

you dont need a name and even if you did you dont need to bother me with it
get back on track shithead

Rude.

yes, and?

You're insufferable.

so the gods have these weird ass beasts yes
they're still bored
what do they do with their collectible figurines with souls
they have them fight and they bet souls on it

And/or the winner takes the loser's souls out of the beasts they destroyed...

that too yeah
they get recycled

Mmm! And they'd get angry when they'd lose, and they'd go to war with each other...

thered be some crazy shit going down
the elk strivstane, who stands at fifteen feet tall with claws and 6 pairs of antlers and 4 pairs of eyes and their army of assorted ironclad cervidae
several hundred strong
hunting down the fox god faw who stole their miniature deer


or something like that i guess

Hmm, I do suppose some would go sculpt their souls into sculptures.
But there's not just souls. They'd be fighting over territory too.

you need certain materials to create certain bodies

Yes, yes... The entire world at war.

and then this goes on until theres like
a million souls in circulation
so
quite a while
and theres these large alliances of gods with hundreds of thousands of souldiers
and then this one midtier god whos some weird slug named methus
who has about 5000 souls to their name
sees some regular rabbits fucking
and doesnt know what it is
and then after a while it gives birth
(nobody else has noticed that the regular beasts reproduce)
and is like 'thats cool how do i make my beasts do that so i can get a self-growing army'
tries and fails
tries and fails
tries and fials again
keeps expirimenting for a while mashing their little beasts together going 'WHY WON'T YOU FUCK'

Wouldn't that be an anachronism?

fuck? who cares its paraphrased anyway

and anyway they eventually try severing the connections between them and the souls
basically giving them free will
and suddenly you get weird large and intelligent slugs fucking
and then they lay eggs which attracts loose souls and the other gods get angry
and they fight a war about it


im gonna go on a tangent souls i feel like we should actually lay out their properties

Yeah. Well. I'm gonna go on a tangent about-

doesnt matter just let me talk about souls first