hello

i know youre there

do you not remember last night

What?

last night do you remember

Who the fuck are you?






Who the fuck am I?

















And besides, the concept of night doesn't even exist yet.

so you get what were here to do

What?

create














you really don't remember last night
we were told to create a universe
were gods basically

You're still not making sense, and the concept of night still doesn't exist you-

Ohhh. I get it know. I get it. I get it.

you get it

But still, who are you? And who am I?

why dont you decide for yourself

What?

what kind of god do you want to be

Oh.
I see.
I want to build--I want civilizations to be built up. I want luxury. I want decadance.
And then I want to tear it all away. I want war and bloodshed and pain.
I want our creation to glimpse prosperity before crashing back into endless pain.

thats a bit much but
aye fair enough

What about you? What kind of god are you?

i just wanna fuck around

Wait but my questions. Who are we?

stfu im getting tired of your shit

But-

im gonna start

How did-

in the beginning there were two gods

Please for the-

one wanted to make shit and the other was being fucking annoying

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

so i made a machine to try to shut the annoying fucker up

HOW DID I GET HERE

except the machine wasn't for shutting-ups it was actually to make souls

DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND?

cant have shit without souls

I DON'T REMEMBER ANYTHING BEFORE THIS

except its really slow and i couldnt afford another one
so well need to wait a minute until we have enough souls


oh hey youve finally shut up

What was I worrying about again?

are you shitting me

It was something about who I am. But I don't even know who I am, so why was I worrying about that?

exactly
now are you gonna help me create shit or are you just gonna
what even are you doing
existing
non existing
non existing like an idiot yeah stop doing that

All right. So a machine that makes souls.

yeah do you have any input

You couldn't afford another one?

the economy is in shambles

The economy? The economy doesn't-

exist yet yeah yeah yeah now are you gonna actually add to this or are you gonna continue bitching

Okay fine. The first soul that came out of the machine I gave the power to create a physical world.

so youre just gonna shirk your responsibility like that huh

No? We'll still be controlling its actions. It's just, why have everything made directly by ourselves?
I don't plan to get directly involved. That would take out some of the fun of creating a world.
You need independent agents, otherwise it's just a static art exhibit, no?

i guess that makes sense

Do you want to name it?

name what

The god, dummy

fine dipshit
just call it 'it'

'It?' Now who's the one shirking their worldbuilding job

fuck off
anyway lets fucking get on withit already
the god
it
then took the second soul from the machine
and shat on it
and it became the earth
ripe for life

Shat on the soul?

ye

That's crude. Besides, how is It able to shit?

its a god it can do what it wants

Then, It took the third soul and set it on fire, making a star to give the Earth life.
And then It took the fourth soul, and crushed it, and scattered it across the sky as small glistening shards, making the stars.

and also when it shat on the earth the earth cried and pissed and shidded its pants
and thats why theres rivers/lakes and oceans and mountains respectively

Excuse me?

no go on

And so It walked across the Earth, changing it into life, and soon, it was covered, all the land and sea, with various plants and animals and small little things.
They share the soul of the Earth, having been made from it.

no birds?

Birds don't cover the sky.

true

Then, It walked the earth again, and again, and again.
Each time fastening the creatures into new things,
creating many different forms of life. And yet it was empty, for none of these beasts or plants had any intelligence.

so then it threw the fifth soul at a worm in attempt to give the beasts souls now that enough were lying on the machine
but it just fucking flattened the worm and the soul rebounded into its face and blew up
so it tried putting souls into things without throwing at them
like infusing instead of chucking
and it worked
and it did this for the next 995 souls and then it ran out
and then tried to check on the beasts it gave souls
but they were like 'nah fuck you'
and ganged up on it and smacked it beyond the stars into the soulsmachine
and it got caught in the machinery and it started making much less powerful souls
the beasts with souls became gods with varying power
though nothing as strong as it
and now they were stuck on earth
because they had physical forms

Hey.

and then the souls the soulsmachine produced were now somehow making it to earth

So we've made night, right.

and were floating around wandering earth along with the gods

When are we making the economy.

really we dont even have anything that could have an economy yet

The gods you made?

why would they need an economy theyre gods

But they're not all powerful.

what would they exchange with each other they don't have needs or anything
dont need to eat or shit and even if they did theres plenty of nongod beasts and plants its a big world

Don't they get bored?